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The Fish Races...
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It's sort of like a mating ritual except
no one gets laid.
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Meanwhile...
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...everyone still is not getting laid
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the spilling of beer (aka. "seeding")
prepares the ground for fish to race
the next year.
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and everyone is very drunk
(aka. "happy") about this...

(this is actually one of my favorite
sequence of photos of the entire
event)
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Meanwhile....
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wow.

You know when you have a vision
for something and then see the
reality of how it's actually going to
be?

The Kareem stage is EXACTLY as I
dreamed, even down to the faux
plywood finish, untrimmed
cutouts and flesh ripping wood
screws sticking out the back.
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I then go to sleep for longer than I
anticipated.
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I slept straight into the night and
when I woke up I realized that the
Grampage was going on.
I saw Ruthie stuck up on the bar
so I made sure that no one would
go anywhere until I changed and
came back.
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She didn't get the memo...
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So I dress as "Benny"
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and then realize that Ruthie and I are
the only people doing this thing.
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The problem with Benny
is that I began taking
on the persona of my
Grandmother who
suffered from a stroke
just before she died.
I couldn't really speak
and could only point. Then when people
started helping me around
I had to call it quits
because it was beginning
to freak me out.
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I also seem to have a bunch of
smutz on my lens.
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There, that's better....
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