Mattshaw's Big Day

Mattshaw's Big Day
Friday - September 30

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			We light the candles again because it's funny...
	Heathervescent and her neato stalkings. (I know it's spelled 'stockings' but I like the implication)	Another ungainly moment of awkwardness in a list of similar incidents that haunted us throughout the evening.	um...
Shady, anticipating the direction this party is headed, decides to plant a Biscuit Mind Meme™ into Kasey's brain in the event that if the social dynamics turned even uglier, she (and others near her) would begin distracting people with baked goods.	Ok, this was really awkward... I mean I was impressed, but dang... I'm glad we chipped in for the gift, but I didn't think he would actually use it...at least not in front of us and not then...	Then out of the blue Art blurts out one of the most disgusting litanies of sexual profanity I have ever heard. It wasn't even funny, it was horrible... More people leave.
	Stevo's butt	[Upskirt shot of Heathervescent removed] I did it as a joke thinking it wouldn't work, but it so turned out... It was so hot that people started wearing cowboy hats and kissing each other.	See?
Heathervescent tries Shady's trick on Therm. He unfortunately explodes.	Then Spork shows up...	This better be good....
And it is...it IS...	Sylkia wins. She does this frequently...	Therm reforms and tries to turn off Spork's switch...	Seratonim is bemused. Spork's brain turns 30 degrees to the left. That's her left, not yours. Ok...pretend you're sitting where she is and your brain turns..to the left... Oh..counter clockwise left. Picture the top of your head like it was a clock dial. Right ear to Left. Over your eyes, not the back of your head. That way.
Anna chortles...	Plaid arrives...	Melissa....WTF? Ok, I'm not staging any of this...	As if we hadn't learned any lessons, Mattshaw then tries Shady's trick with Ivy. He misses and hits a spectator on the other side of the room. There are crumbs. Ivy laughs politely before leaving...