Mattshaw's Big Day
We wanted to thank Mattshaw for being born, so we got him criminally drunk at Barbara's restaurant.
He died.

Um...Surprise!
Friday - September 30 - 2005

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This isn't Mattshaw nor does this
have anything to do with
his birthday. Anita cooked me
dinner because I am a nice
person. 		2005_09_0002 2005_09_0003
Unfortunately Cameron came in
and ate all of the food.
I wept a little.		 2005_09_0004
We get to Barbara's.
To avoid any confusion,
our intentions are made clear...
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New baby! 		2005_09_0007
Raynn... 		2005_09_0008
You would think that after all these years of Shaft flipping me off that I'd notice how fucked up his middle finger is.
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We can't eat the whole thing so Shaft gets a to go container...		 2005_09_0010 2005_09_0011 2005_09_0012
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Mattshaw has never been quite the same since his death(s) became corporately sponsored. 		2005_09_0014 2005_09_0015 2005_09_0016
This made me feel uncomfortable
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Slaw tries to "Explain"
XT isn't buying a word of it. 		2005_09_0018
Ivy's Beer Cake.		 2005_09_0019 2005_09_0020
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This would have greater significance if you could hear the music. It sort of built up at this point as the fire grew and shot Shady in the eye with a strawberry. 		2005_09_0022
Then it went out on it's own accord leaving us in a kind of anti-climatic 'no pay-off' kind of space...
People began disbursing after this.		 2005_09_0023
Don't touch that...
No seriously.
HEY!

People don't listen....
I kick Eno in the dick.		 2005_09_0024
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