Greetings to all of you who can read this e-mail!

Don't forget about the big-ass Lodge Preservation Society Meeting, taking place this Saturday, December 4th at The Lodge.

This will be, hands down, the best Lodge experience you've ever...er....expirienced, so don't miss it. As you might already know, we have gone through a slight shift in roommates at The Lodge, and are faced with coming up with an additional $1500 in rent (on top of our rent already, that is) between Nae, Tano and myself, until our latest new roommate can move in, so this party is being thrown in the hopeful attempts to get out of that much debt. We are looking for any donations of any monetary amount to help defray these costs and keep the Lodge alive for another year.

We know that these are difficult times for all, especially with the holidays coming up, but anything that you could do to help would be really appreciated. We hate asking for money, but sometimes, you just gotta.

In return for your donation, we at The Lodge offer the following:

** A fantastic extravaganza of frenzy that is a Lodge party(i.e. Loud thumping music, pyro, and of course full access of the bar and pool room) along with a limited edition, never to be seen again booklet of never before seen Family Circus of Wrong comic panels. Plus all the merriment and good times that can be associated with a Lodge Party.

** A kissing booth for anyone who wants to kiss people or get kissed. If you can't provide a financial donation, how about a shift at the kissing booth? (Tongue is at the discretion of whoever is cool enough to do a shift at the booth).

** We will also be offering for auction before the midnight pyro five certificates good for dinner for four at The Lodge redeemable at any time in the year 2000. Some of you might have heard through the gigsville vine about how we do a dinner at The Lodge, but if you need verification as to how "worth it" dinner at The Lodge really is, just check with Milena, Hurricane Linda, or the Prince of Pizza. That evening's meal will be one that you will remember for quite a long period of time.

** We will also be offering for auction before the midnight pyro a candid, candid-eh video of images that are guaranteed to get your pussy wet. Cats are welcome to the video as well, if they are into that sort of thing. This video is by no means a disappointment, you will love it. Nine copies will be available.

As with any Lodge party, bring a friend, bring a bottle, or be prepared to barter. The party will kickoff at 8pm and continue on as far as we can.

Anyone is welcome (provided they are over 21) and business attire is requested. We don't care WHAT business that may be, as long as it's business.

For directions, please phone The Lodge Directly at 323-###-9347

or e-mail us at thelodge@iname.com

Hope to see you there and remember, only you can help save the lodge.

Respectfully Submitted,

Timothy P. Walker
Professional Idiot
&
Slick Sidekick
Lodge Mammal