Me make pretty drink I feel like apologizing for this, but I'm not. The "Jr. High Roadtrip" is officially the worst drink I've ever made. Think back to that magical time when you were, say 12, and you mixed everything in your parents liquer cabinet into a thermos to take on the school retreat. It was that. I couldn't find any mixer so I used Malox.
	awesome...
			heh heh heh...

The Jr. High Road Trip
(Recalled from memory and measured in time spent pouring)

Get cup (preferably one you will never use again)
add
4 seconds of champagne left on counter
3 seconds of rum
3-4 seconds of Jack Daniels
2 seconds of gin
3 seconds of Apple Pucker
2 seconds of Bacardi 151
Try to light on fire (which it won't)
Add more Bacardi and try again
Put out fire on Bacardi bottle
Malox to taste

Enjoy!