Flipside 2007 (Saturday) May 26 FLIPSIDE 2007 MAIN JOURNEY TO - FRIDAY - SATURDAY - SUNDAY - MONDAY (AND POINTS WEIRD) RETURN TO GIGSVILLE

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And then it happens... I won't get into what "it" was, but Dana (center - smug, disabling) ruins...everything....		Too late I'm a gonner
The entire bar turns into a spinning inflatable bouncy room version of the Titanic		Screw this, I think....I'm making it till dawn. I don't care if just turned into a broken Weeble and all of the people I love are smearing into gooey right angled streams, I'm gonna get this trapezoid shaped woman a vodka and cranberry	help...
I vomit twice out the back of the bar	Feeling perfectly fine now we return to fixing drinks	Ah hell...
I'm fine....I'm fine... Just keep standing Standing = Winning i'm a winner....i'm a winner...	gaaawrrr...	I never made a will did I?	Mother? Mother, is that you...?
No...it's just Bea Arthur She's whispering something to me. "Kevin...Go to bed." Bea Arthur wants to take me to bed? I decide to recite the Preamble to the Constitution	"We the people... in order to form a more perfect union..."	"...establish justice, insure domestic tranquility... fuckyoudana... provide for the common defense..."	It's not working The countdown has already started and nothing, not Bea Arthur nor the guarantees of my consitutional liberty are going to change a damn thing. Ok, big finish then...
"...promote the general welfare, a-and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain! and establish!! this Con-sti-tu-tion.."	"for... the United States of - " "KEVIN!" "Yes, Bea?" "GO...TO...BED...!"	and... [scene]	Isa leads me back to my interdimentional tent and I pass out for an hour or two She takes my camera and keeps shooting till I get back up